Forget Roses, RAPE is a better tool to woo your beloved

The courts in Desh have gone totally nuts. A Sessions Court has acquitted an accused in a rape case after he showed willingness to marry the victim. So the message is loud and clear. If you cannot hope to get the woman you have the hots for to agree to marry you, just go ahead and rape her. The mai-Baap courts in India will make it all OK. The woman involved also seems to have the IQ of Forest Gump. Does she really expect this criminal to stand by her. On the top of it, he is a Katlu, so the great Indian Constitution allows him to divorce her by just uttering three words. Just this week there was another such 'Proposal', in a Delhi court. Luckily the woman in this case did not budge and the court had to sentence the culprit to life imprisonment. Hope the SOB enjoys being the bitch of the Jats in Tihar Jail. What is wrong with our judicial system and our soceity that we even consider such 'proposals'.

Cry my beloved city

So its finally happened. People have begun to wonder if Delhi is better than Bombay. Yeah thats right Punju, behenji culture, city-where-no-woman-is-safe Delhi. What a fall for the country's premier city, when Delhi becomes a better place to live than Bombay. Ofcourse the gaonwala from Sangli, Ranti Rahoba Patil, has a solution for this. Shut down the dance bars!!!!

Shit Sena's recipe for a chaste woman

I am a bit late to vent my exasperation at Bombay's resident goonda gang, the Shit Sena. In response to the disgusting rape of a young woman on Marine Drive, by a Pandu who probably votes for these goondas, the local tabloid moutpiece of the gang, Saman, suggested that the woman was probably asking for it. According to the Saman, since woman these days wear low cut jeans and spaghetti straps, one cannot blame the man if he gets aroused. I wonder what the Supreme Shitimo of the gang has to say to the thousands of women who get raped in the villages. Even in Bombay ones hears of mentally retarded women who get raped.

It is indeed shameful, that a city such as Bombay has to suffer under the yoke of Ghatiland. One hears a lot of talk about Bombay becoming another Shanghai. NOT!!! Until the city of Greater Bombay is carved out of Ghati land and made a self govering entity, its unlikely. Until then Bombay fate will be decided by village buffoons lie, RR Patil, whose answer to the miriad of problems faced by Bombay today, is to ban dance bars.